Promo offer - are you THE ONE.
Guys and Gals, I did a Market research survey and found out that total hits to my blogs have reduced in recent times. Ok Me being a true marketer thought of how to improve this, and am running a promo on my Blog.
Its like this, Whoever visits my Blog, the maximum number of times ( cumulated totally) gets to win my Santro Car (Yeah I got a right to sell it, I bought it out of my own money before I came to XL ). Needless to say, it’s a lovely car (I owned it, what more do you need it).
Rules and Regulations:
- Cheating is absolutely allowed.
- Any legal claims shall be entertained in only in courts in Annanagar (a place in Chennai, India) - (How Smart am I, There are no courts in Annanagar, Ha ha ha … )
- My Decision is absolute and final, I decide the winner (anybody countering my decision shall be fed to lions or made to watch 15 Vijaykant movies back to back).
- The delivery of the gifts may or may not happen ( Infact the results itself may or may not be announced)- Do I need to tell you again, I set the rules in my blog.
- Finally I might give a treat to a deserving and regular fan of my blog ( but then again, it's my call and depends on my mood that day), keep trying but..
Ok guys, I am eagerly waiting for a winner, are you THE ONE.
posted by Sathish @ 12:00 AM
8 comments
8 Comments:
... and you thought your santro was good bait......ha!!ha!!ha!!
Hey Sarah you are back,
This is unfair , you earn in Dollars ofcourse Santro is not a good bait, (this was meant for us poor little Indians btw).
Anyway now that you are here, As a special offer, I can give you two more options.
1) I can take care of shipments of my santro and send it to US as a gift to Thea to play with.
2) I can up my stakes and give free tickets for 2 to K4 station in Annanagar.
Which one do you choose!!!
(But these gifts are considering you win uh...)
How do you keep track of those who read your blog???
Anyway, I would prefer being fed to lions..
Ashok.
Hi Ashok:
Thats a secret, but If you want to know, I shall tell you when I meet you.
Btw u just logged in 5 times man,it is too low, you are nowhere near the winning entry, keep trying ;-)
Sathish..
its not the 'santro' that i had meant emphesis on... its the YOUR santro that was ridiculously funny as bait!!! he!!he!! anyways thanx for being willing to
1)modify the prize and ship it to NZ (thea is my sister's daughter).
2)send it to the US while we live in Canada
3)giving us a free vacation to India (well K4 is in India, right?)
hey satish, how is North India tolerating you being around. tell us more about your encouters with Hindi! Do you remember the movie we all watched and arshi was translating for you.
BBrr..... SAAARAHH....
Its hearby announced to the world at large that the "Administrator Ignoramus" ( ME, ME, ME), is agitated and is terribly confused and angry at Sarah for talking Logic .
He refuses to acknowledge anybody as more intelligent than him, and for whosoever trying to be so, he challeges them to write final semester exam of Power electronics and score lower marks than him.
He further pronounces that all promos offers are cancelled,including his further proposed suprise gifts to every 20 visitor, such as his castle in europe, the neverland ranch- which he incidently bought from MJ,brand new 5 seater executive chopper, 2 maybach cars etc..
PS: FYI, gifts would have been distributed as when I earn those things, if you all had been nice to me, but unlucky you..
Sathish.
PS: a copy of this info shall also be pasted on the main blog.
What is the purpose with all this?
Hello Mr Snowman:
There is no purpose here,Wont I be running my own newspaper, if I want to publish something newsworthy. its Just a group of guys having fun talking.
Btw, I like your name, incidently I like all names that rhyme with man, like superman, spiderman, He-man, so you are natural successor. (pls dont take it offended here)
Sathish
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