The Equation called Life...

Having read a bit too much of Quantitative techniques, Managerial Economics, Basic Financial Accounting, Organisational Behaviour, Managerial Communication ( Sic.. Yes I got 8 papers for a term, ie's roughly 2 months of work days for 8 papers, viz is on an average finishing a full subject start to finish in just a week -- talk about hectic schedules, I am my class representative to add to that).

CONFUSED:
Anyway having read, all that I have read. I am utterly and throughly confused as to whats what and more broadly where one subject starts and where one ends. So I start getting weired thoughts such as - should a particular person get credit for the work which he researches from others work and writes ( or rather be debitted for his work) and then What kind of a behaviour is it, to just study for the exam and score marks (instead of understanding the subject) is it Cognitive, Analytical, practical or what. and thinking -as I am - I finally arrive at my master piece, The equation of life. (where I have apply concepts of Eco, a bit of QT, a bit of OB, and PM to get this).

It goes somethign like this and dont joke on this, I strongly believe this is true ( Think deep and you too would realise this)

EQUATION OF LIFE:

YOU (Depedent variable) = A + B.x1 + C.X2 + D.x3 + E.x4 + F.x5 + G.x6 + H.x7 + I.x8

Where Constant 'A' ( which is essentially your academics + Experience)
x1=Your Friends ( They again are a dependent variable ( upon thier own eqn of life)
x2= Your home ( your parents, your kids),
x3= your current job (or college as it might be)
x4= your material possesions ( Ipods, Mac's, food, Money, etc).
x5= your girl friend ( your wife as the case might be)
X6= yourself ( how motivated and self centred you are)
X7= God (how religious you are)
x8= (The unknown variable, called fate and lucK)

PS: A is a constant coefficient and B, C, D, E, F, G are coefficients of thier respective variables and take values from negative ( like a bad wife) to Infinity (a very deep love)

Explanations and Key points:

1) This equation exists for all people, but the coefficients are what that makes all the difference. Eg. for somebody who is very religious, the coefficient of H might be very high, and other coeff might be negligibly small.

2) Independence is a fad YOU are always dependent on something,(on any of the variables above), unless you decide that you nothing can affect you and your academic and experience is all that matters to you- typically like the " Jesuits fathers" )

3) your current Mood depends on this equation, and what weight each variable currently carry, ie If you are too depend on other variables then your life is totally depend on other people,

3.a To counter this effect of over depency, I have introduced a new variable called G ( feedback loop variable), where if you are self centred, and self motivated, you might negate the other variables effect to a large extent.

4) It is in your hands to increase the coefficient of some variables so that other variables effect might be reduced in relation, eg.. you might wish to concentrate on studies, and thereby reduce the importance you give to your friends and other entertainments. etc.

5) all these variables are interdepent ie, you can increase all things parallely - indefinitely, if you increase some indepent variable, then others reduce the coefficient of others

6) a successful person is one who is able to manage the equation very good and maintain a high output of it.

7) a miserable person is somebody who is being pulled down drastically by one or two of these variables, whose effects negates everythign else and pulls the person down.

8) Equation ends with the variable "I", where inspite of all this talk, you need to have tremendrous luck to pull your net worth up.

Ok... lemme stop here, before I get psychic of studying too much.. Hick hick hick... I am already choking... SMS S ( Save My Soul Stupid)

Sathish the IIIrd.